Comedian John Crist On Phrases You Never Hear At The Airport

Hilarious Christian comedian John Crist returns with another funny parody about phrases you will never hear at the airport. John always has a way of coming up with the funniest skits and jokes and this sketch is no different.

This clean comedian always brings the laughs no matter what he is talking about, such as ‘Church Phrases For Getting Fired’ or 'Car Horn Etiquette.’

Today, John is at the airport and, as a frequent traveler, he’s noticed some reoccurring thoughts along the way. Whether it’s long lines or packed planes, there are just some things at the airport that we all come to expect. So John is sharing some hilarious phrases that no one will ever hear at the airport.

Just watch as he roams around the terminals pointing out different situations. You’ll be laughing out loud when he says phrases such as, “No, that mom with kids doesn’t look overwhelmed at all.” or “Can ya’ll keep it down? I’m trying to listen to these emergency instructions.” But I think my absolute favorite was when he started to discuss the actual flight and experience.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say, “I would’ve preferred a little more turbulence, honestly.” Are you laughing out loud like I am? What about you? Are you a frequent flier? Have you noticed any of these situations that John is showcasing in today’s skit? I sure don’t know where John Crist comes up with this funny stuff but I hope he’s got more where that came from.